Assalamualaikum.

I remembered once last time I saw a documentary on the telly about Italy and how Italy looks like a Boot..so I opened up Google Earth..

 

Typed in “Italy”..

 

Benar juak..kedak boot tinggi jak upa nya..

 

Then coba laa tangga yang lain-lain..lets try Japan..

 

Looks like a this leafy seahorse..dapat tangga sik? akkakaka..

 

Then, Borneo..rupa kedak dragon juak owh? Sabah the dragon’s head, Kalimatan the tangan and perut and Sarawak,  Kuching the ekor and the rest badan nya..

Kedak tok laa sikit upa nya..kakakaka

 

Then, I checked out Miri..mok check out my office..

This is the Miri Waterfront..area office ku..

Then I zoomed out..mok check kedak apa rupa Miri..

Eh??! Kedak pa tok???! So I tilted the image a bit..kakakakak!!

 

Bukan salah aku..rupa nya kedak jak bah!

Mejin kapal-kapal keluar n masok dari sia..kakakaka..jaik nar permainan! Sikda kerja la tok!

Dah!

Assalamualaikum.

It was Friday, 11th October 2009, on a flight to Kuching from Miri, when everything seems to be going smoothly..

Imran and Nana..camne nana boleh baca dalam plane? I can’t..dalam plane ka dalam kereta ka..sure pening palak! hmmm..

 

Ikhwan dudok ujong and tersengeh sengeh suk kedirik..

 

pa di tangga nya luar nun kah??

 

malu indah..kakakka

 

Is he sleeping? Sikkan tido pun tersengeh sengeh juak maseh? Hmmm..

Then sidak steward datang berik orange juice..so I took one for me and put it on the meja lipat ya..then suddenly the plane I think accelerated upwards and somehow the glass slipped and tumpah..adush!!! 2 kali gik ya! shish!! nang lebor! Ada 3 orang ompuan cina dudok belaang sidak imran tek..alu cin con ceng cin cong ceng sidak tek..so..aku pun terus laa ke toilet..carik dryer..sikda dryer..biar laa..wipe jak laa ngan tissue!

Tukar seat, terpaksa point aircond ke debah..kakakakkaka..1st time tumpah air dalam flight..kureng menar!

Dah!

pengajaran dlm cerita tok tek..mun dapat..pegang jak glass ya..meja ya eksen ajak yaa! shite!

Assalamualaikum.

Pa padah kitak orang mun kitak org tangga gambar gambar tok..??

 

pa padah kitak orang tangga gambar pok body builder tok..?

  or gambar Batista tok..?

 

atau gambar Arnold tengah neran taik tok??

 

Atau pun body aku yang semula jadi tough tok? Pa di padah kitak orang mun tangga gambar gambar kedak tok or tangga nok real life pun..?

Kompom ada nok padah, “chiooooooooooh, nang tough laa badan!”, or ada yang padah, “ya baruk nya..bageng eh!”, or “TOUGH GUY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”..

tapi jangan laa..tolong laaa..jangan padah “YOH! YA NANG BER “BIGIK” LA BADAN..TANGGA KO LOK, BER “BIGIK BIGIK” JAK BADAN!” kakakakka..kitak orang tauk sik pa maksud bigik ya? Cuba imagine mun badan orang berbigik bigik?? One body full of balls..?? That’ll be weird..! Gila babi pelik?! Ada edit tek..tapi pelik gilak rupa..so I’ll leave you with your imagination laa..kakakaka

Ingat, watch what you say!

Dah!